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[soba]

meme here

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[swordflash]

What? That doesn't make sense.

You're just trying to trick me, aren't you? You don't even have a dish on your head!

[soba]

I said it was a side job, didn't I?

[ he's a part-time kappa :/ ]

[swordflash]

Is that why you like eating cucumbers? And soba?

Wait! If that's true, they say that kappa sometimes feeds on human flesh. You're not planning on eating me, are you? Are you? Are you even human?

[soba]

I just goddamn told you my family runs a soba shop! Stupid!!

And why would I want to eat you?! You'd probably taste terrible! Don't say dumb things.

[swordflash]

You're right! I taste terrible! So don't even imagine how I'd taste and just eat your soba, all right? Finish it already!

[ as he slurps the noodles up himself. hurry. get full and don't hunger for human flesh. ]

[soba]

I don't want to eat people! I'm going to smack you!

[ instead, he eats his soba

bitch. ]

[swordflash]

My apologies! These are good noodles!

[ and so they finish their soba together with no punches or kicks thrown. ]