asch

[soba]

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week 1, tuesday

[soba]

[ let's say they are................. outside in the backyard

but toi is walking towards the house, then stopping and looking behind him. he definitely just came out of the forest area. he probably was trying to find a way to escape and got spat out. ]

Ugh.

[getdrekt]

[oh mood

he immediately walks to join him.]

No luck?

[soba]

No. I just keep ending up back at this damn house.

[ he's not surprised, but disappointed ]

[getdrekt]

Not surprising. [but stupid and he hates it.]

Have you tried burning the forest at all? I could ask my idiot roommate to help.

[soba]

No. We'd have to make sure there isn't anyone in there first...

[ like the dog

or else they'd be on trial for the stupidest reason of all time ]

[getdrekt]

[GOD]

If we flushed them out with a loud noise...

[soba]

It would be great if we had firecrackers.

[ those are loud and you can start a fire with them! win/win ]

[getdrekt]

Maybe we could ask for them under the pretence of celebration.

[OR.... SOMETHING.........]

[soba]

That might be believable, considering...

[ he means everyone here is chaotic and it sounds stupid enough to work ]

[getdrekt]

[he nods, finishing the sentiment.]

That they're all idiots?

[soba]

[ he nods ]

Exactly that. I'll try asking.

[getdrekt]

Hmph. Perfect.

[and it actually is.

how is Toi the only adult here!!!]

Once we have those, we can start trying some large-scale destruction.

[let's! get! serious!!!]

[soba]

[ WELL I GUESS WE WON'T BE FUCKING DOING THIS SINCE WE SCAPEGOATED YOU ]

Something will have to work eventually.

week 1, saturday

[soba]

[ WELL THEN

toi waits a little while, but eventually he'll go back to the cage to see asch. once he makes sure there isn't anyone around, he'll approach him. ]

Hey.

[getdrekt]

Hey.

[NICE WEATHER WE'RE HAVIN HUH]

[soba]

Are people bringing you what you need?

[ he knows last week people brought nikki stuff. ]

[getdrekt]

[he kinda has a little pillow and blanket nest going. and an assortment of drinks? thanks galo u da real #hydrohomie]

Hah.

Don't think I really need anything, right now.

[maybe, like, a pardon???]

[soba]

[ hmmm yeah this is awkward

toi isn't sure why he thought this was a good idea. ]

... I guess not.

[getdrekt]

[...

this is stupid because neither of them are good enough at this bullshit smalltalk to keep it going.

so.]

Burn down the forest.

Burn down as much as you can. Lio would help. And if you explain it to him, Ayabe, too. Isaac. Beauregard, possibly.

Destroy this place, and get out as soon as you can.

[soba]

[ it's funny, because he only actually talks to one of the people in that list, and he wonders if he should probably get better at that, sooner than later. ]

I will.

I don't care who Master Blue thinks he is... this needs to stop.

[getdrekt]

Don't say stop.

[THIS SHIT!]

Kill. There's no quarter with a villain who kidnaps for death and entertainment.

It doesn't matter if he just thinks he's a god, or is one. Do whatever you can to kill him.

[soba]

We'll have to figure some things out first. Any time someone tried to attack the girls, it didn't work. I assume their boss will be more or less the same.

So... we'd have to be smart about it.

[getdrekt]

Agreed.

But if it's you, you'll figure it out.

Talk to people. Don't let them hide information from you.

[soba]

[ this is funny after a bunch of people hid information from him ]

I will.

I wonder if there's anything we can do to make it more difficult for the monsters...

[ booby trap the house on thursday, maybe, but then they'd have to try to make sure possible victims don't get caught in it ]

[getdrekt]

[yeah this is retroactively just really upsetting tbh]

One thing that would make it harder would be ensuring everyone had some kind of defense. A weapon, or at least armor. Something.

At least one ace up their sleeves.