He's not my friend! People would ask questions. Or they might try to get him to give them information about it. And he's a coward, so he'd just roll over and do it.
What? Is this one of those special items, or something? I literally wouldn't have suspected anything if you didn't start acting so suspiciously about it.
I still don't get why that part even matters so much. You just said he's a coward and would tell people if they asked him, so if he said he gave you a scabbard, then they'd know you have it, even if you paint it.
If it's some kind of special item, and you don't want anyone to know about it, just make up something. Like that you're lovers and it's a sentimental gift from your boyfriend, but in a more believably constipated way.
I don't have a boyfriend!! I'm not--! I'm not a cut-sleeve! Are you one of those, too? Why is everyone here cut-sleeves?! Is Agatsuma Zenitsu also a cut-sleeve?!
A man who likes other men! Don't you know the story?! About the emperor who cut his sleeve because he didn't want to wake his--partner up when he had to get up in the morning?
[this was hilarious when he couldn't figure out what to call beau, resident lesbian]
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Why would you go through all this trouble?
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I just told you why! I didn't want anyone to know! They could have seen him holding it.
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Is this Zenitsu's?
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Shhhhhhhhh!
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What? Is this one of those special items, or something? I literally wouldn't have suspected anything if you didn't start acting so suspiciously about it.
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[Toi isn't even doing anything.]
You're also stupid. Who walks around with a sheath, but no sword? That doesn't make any sense. Obviously it's something important!
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[he can't think of anything else to say in retaliation]
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[He looks scandalized by this fucking story.]
I don't have a boyfriend!! I'm not--! I'm not a cut-sleeve! Are you one of those, too? Why is everyone here cut-sleeves?! Is Agatsuma Zenitsu also a cut-sleeve?!
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What the hell is a cut-sleeve?
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[this was hilarious when he couldn't figure out what to call beau, resident lesbian]
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[ hmmm ]
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What?! No! There isn't--! It's not like that! Hanguang-jun is a cut-sleeve! And he's...!
[He really deadass had to live through the worst gay confession in the history of the universe right before getting here. Awful.]
Anyway! I don't care about that! I'm just not one.
[He's fifteen and is so far up his ass trying to please his uncle, he doesn't even know what a fucking doki for a girl or a guy is, though.]
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but at this point toi is used to him referencing things toi does not know about. it's fine. ]
You don't have to deny it that much. No one cares.
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Who wouldn't be offended?!
[toi please to learn to ask questions]
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