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swordflash
2020-03-17 02:03 am (UTC)
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[ what is this, a game of hot potato?
but he nods, then picks the chopsticks up again. ]
Fine. Just don't give them back before then.
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soba
2020-03-17 02:10 am (UTC)
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I won't, don't worry.
[ eat your damn soba ]
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swordflash
2020-03-17 02:22 am (UTC)
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[ he does, and the taste is such that he looks down at the bowl with a look of surprise after the first mouthful. ]
It's good!
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soba
2020-03-17 02:24 am (UTC)
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You don't have to look so shocked...
[ bitch ]
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swordflash
2020-03-17 02:48 am (UTC)
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[ it's a compliment, stupid. ]
The plaque said your skill is eating cucumbers, not cooking.
[ and that toi's occupation is kappa. these plaques say a lot of things. ]
I can't remember the last time I had soba that tasted this good.
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soba
2020-03-17 12:24 pm (UTC)
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[ no one ever asks about the kappa thing ]
My family runs a shop. So you just kind of... pick up on these things.
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swordflash
2020-03-17 08:49 pm (UTC)
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[ kappa whomst ]
Your family?
[ his tone suggests that he's curious, if faint. ]
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soba
2020-03-18 04:29 am (UTC)
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[ ... he just nods ]
It was my parents, but my aunt and uncle run it now.
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swordflash
2020-03-18 07:55 pm (UTC)
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[ that sounds like a loaded answer! zenitsu falls quiet. ]
Hey, I've been wondering . . . Why does it list kappa as your occupation?
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soba
2020-03-19 01:21 pm (UTC)
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It's a side job.
[ what ]
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swordflash
2020-03-19 08:01 pm (UTC)
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A side job? Being a kappa?
That's not how that works, is it?
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soba
2020-03-20 02:57 pm (UTC)
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It's how it worked here.
Sometimes you have work to do, but you're also a kappa.
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swordflash
2020-03-20 06:19 pm (UTC)
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What? That doesn't make sense.
You're just trying to trick me, aren't you? You don't even have a dish on your head!
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soba
2020-03-20 09:41 pm (UTC)
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I said it was a side job, didn't I?
[ he's a part-time kappa :/ ]
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swordflash
2020-03-21 02:00 am (UTC)
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Is that why you like eating cucumbers? And soba?
Wait! If that's true, they say that kappa sometimes feeds on human flesh. You're not planning on eating me, are you? Are you? Are you even human?
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soba
2020-03-21 02:05 am (UTC)
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I just goddamn told you my family runs a soba shop! Stupid!!
And why would I want to eat you?! You'd probably taste terrible! Don't say dumb things.
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swordflash
2020-03-21 02:35 am (UTC)
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You're right! I taste terrible! So don't even imagine how I'd taste and just eat your soba, all right? Finish it already!
[ as he slurps the noodles up himself. hurry. get full and don't hunger for human flesh. ]
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soba
2020-03-21 02:46 am (UTC)
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I don't want to eat people! I'm going to smack you!
[ instead, he eats his soba
bitch. ]
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swordflash
2020-03-21 03:05 am (UTC)
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My apologies! These are good noodles!
[ and so they finish their soba together with no punches or kicks thrown. ]
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but he nods, then picks the chopsticks up again. ]
Fine. Just don't give them back before then.
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[ eat your damn soba ]
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It's good!
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[ bitch ]
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The plaque said your skill is eating cucumbers, not cooking.
[ and that toi's occupation is kappa. these plaques say a lot of things. ]
I can't remember the last time I had soba that tasted this good.
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My family runs a shop. So you just kind of... pick up on these things.
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Your family?
[ his tone suggests that he's curious, if faint. ]
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It was my parents, but my aunt and uncle run it now.
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Hey, I've been wondering . . . Why does it list kappa as your occupation?
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It's a side job.
[ what ]
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That's not how that works, is it?
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Sometimes you have work to do, but you're also a kappa.
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You're just trying to trick me, aren't you? You don't even have a dish on your head!
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[ he's a part-time kappa :/ ]
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Wait! If that's true, they say that kappa sometimes feeds on human flesh. You're not planning on eating me, are you? Are you? Are you even human?
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And why would I want to eat you?! You'd probably taste terrible! Don't say dumb things.
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[ as he slurps the noodles up himself. hurry. get full and don't hunger for human flesh. ]
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[ instead, he eats his soba
bitch. ]
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[ and so they finish their soba together with no punches or kicks thrown. ]