hunter

[soba]

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w5, friday.

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[It's a while after the announcement is played that Hunter heads towards the kitchen. He's been looking around for someone up until this point, but when he can't find them and sees Toi instead, he opens his mouth to ask something. He has a crayon and notebook tucked under his arm, and the reason for that is about to become immediately apparent, because as soon as he tries to talk... The only sound that makes it out of his mouth is a series of dial up noises, like a very old computer trying to connect to the internet.

Give him a second, he looks slightly annoyed that this is still happening.]

[soba]

[ toi is actually sitting on the kitchen counter? i hope this place isn't covered in blood or something that'll be awk

but yeah, he's just. for sitting there. and when hunter does... well, that, he blinks. ]

... where did you sleep...

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[He sighs, pulling out his notebook to scrawl out:]

war room

you?

[soba]

Game room.

[ he sounds very tired ]

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what's going on with you now?

[soba]

[ he groans ]

Just watch.

[ and he will jump off the counter, land on the ground and

immediately just fucking zoom to the other side of the kitchen. ]

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whoa cool

[soba]

It's the opposite of cool! I keep crashing into everything!!

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but you went really fast

[soba]

I can't control it that well.

[ so he just

keeps nyooming into walls ]

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still cool though

[soba]

I'm going to run into you next time.

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switching up the routine i see

[soba]

Ha ha.

You've gotten better with that.

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my head stopped popping off my body which helped a whole lot

[soba]

What was the excuse before that?

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you were in the way

[it doesn't occur to him that this joke might not translate well through text]

[soba]

[ he stares at him ]

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[After a moment:]

kidding. that was a joke

[soba]

This really isn't working out for you.

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i don't really have an alternative unless you want the computer noise back again

[soba]

... no.

Who were you with, anyway?

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45

[soba]

... well, at least this kind of thing is basically impossible to fake.

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she isn't faking it

akechi told me he heard her doing the same thing when she tried to talk