hunter

[soba]

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[counterclocked]

[His hero...

Hunter's just kind of running his hand over the coffin, trying to figure out which way to go. His head is just out here, still on the ground. It starts rolling away as Toi approaches, but like, slowly.]

[soba]

This is so gross.

[ toi is the last person to say this, because of butt kappa stuff, and yet he still is. ]

[counterclocked]

[As he keeps grabbing onto the coffin to lead himself forward, he's slowly making his way in Toi's direction... There's a 50% chance he might accidentally grab onto him again if he still can't see in the next 30 seconds.

His head, however, is still rolling.]

[soba]

[ toi could probably catch it faster if he like, ran in front of it, but he really does not want to quickly chase a head so he's just going behind it

and resisting the urge to kick. it's fine. ]

Dude. Stop moving, I'm trying to help.

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[It keeps rolling, but like. More slowly, at least.

The rest of his body is just kind of still awkwardly ambling forward, so this is all going fine.]

[soba]

[ UGGHHHH

OKAY, IT'S FINE, he is finally picking up the head

this is disgusting ]

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[Hunter bumps into him again as soon as he grabs onto his head.]

[soba]

[ TOI DROPS THE HEAD IN SURPRISE ]

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[Incredible.

Hunter takes a step back once he bumps into him, grabbing onto one of the coffins so he doesn't stumble and fall.]

[soba]

[ they both deserve to die for how useless they are in this thread alone

but now toi has to recapture the damn head it's fine ]

[counterclocked]

[It's rolling around again now that it's been dropped.]

[soba]

You owe me after this!!

[ benny hill plays in the background ]

[counterclocked]

[Hunter absolutely owes him. Good luck with your second attempt at head capturing, Toi!!]

[soba]

[ IT'S FINE

HE IS CHASING IT AGAIN

HE'S ALSO CURSING WHILE DOING SO? IT'S ALL GOOD

JUST RELAX, BODY OF HUNTER ]

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[He'll just be here, standing in the background, accomplishing absolutely nothing while this chaos unfolds in front of him. It's fine.]

[soba]

-- got it!

[ he sounds too proud about this

but now he's just rushing to hunter's body before something happens again ]

[counterclocked]

[He’s holding out his hands! But Toi is free to just shove his head back on his body instead.]

[soba]

[ he hands the head back to hunter, although if hunter drops it he is just going to leave ]

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[He puts it on!

Backwards.

Give him a second while he just kind of rotates it around until it fully connects, and then—]

Holy shit that felt weird.

[soba]

You should probably wash your face.

[ iT'S BEEN

ROLLING ON THE CRYPT FLOOR ]

[counterclocked]

...Probably.

[But even as Hunter kind of wipes at his face and discovers that, yes, there is a sizable amount of dirt smeared over his cheek, he doesn't leave. Instead:]

Hey, man - thank you. Seriously.

[soba]

[ oh... toi is bad with sincerity. he shrugs, a little awkwardly. ]

I wasn't going to leave you like that.

[counterclocked]

Still - I appreciate it. Hopefully it wasn't too tough to catch...

[They both know it was.]

[soba]

It felt like your head didn't want to get caught.

[ it was running away.... ]

[counterclocked]

It wasn't exactly listening to me...