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[soba]

This is so gross.

[ toi is the last person to say this, because of butt kappa stuff, and yet he still is. ]

[counterclocked]

[As he keeps grabbing onto the coffin to lead himself forward, he's slowly making his way in Toi's direction... There's a 50% chance he might accidentally grab onto him again if he still can't see in the next 30 seconds.

His head, however, is still rolling.]

[soba]

[ toi could probably catch it faster if he like, ran in front of it, but he really does not want to quickly chase a head so he's just going behind it

and resisting the urge to kick. it's fine. ]

Dude. Stop moving, I'm trying to help.

[counterclocked]

[It keeps rolling, but like. More slowly, at least.

The rest of his body is just kind of still awkwardly ambling forward, so this is all going fine.]

[soba]

[ UGGHHHH

OKAY, IT'S FINE, he is finally picking up the head

this is disgusting ]

[counterclocked]

[Hunter bumps into him again as soon as he grabs onto his head.]

[soba]

[ TOI DROPS THE HEAD IN SURPRISE ]

[counterclocked]

[Incredible.

Hunter takes a step back once he bumps into him, grabbing onto one of the coffins so he doesn't stumble and fall.]

[soba]

[ they both deserve to die for how useless they are in this thread alone

but now toi has to recapture the damn head it's fine ]

[counterclocked]

[It's rolling around again now that it's been dropped.]

[soba]

You owe me after this!!

[ benny hill plays in the background ]

[counterclocked]

[Hunter absolutely owes him. Good luck with your second attempt at head capturing, Toi!!]

[soba]

[ IT'S FINE

HE IS CHASING IT AGAIN

HE'S ALSO CURSING WHILE DOING SO? IT'S ALL GOOD

JUST RELAX, BODY OF HUNTER ]

[counterclocked]

[He'll just be here, standing in the background, accomplishing absolutely nothing while this chaos unfolds in front of him. It's fine.]

[soba]

-- got it!

[ he sounds too proud about this

but now he's just rushing to hunter's body before something happens again ]

[counterclocked]

[He’s holding out his hands! But Toi is free to just shove his head back on his body instead.]

[soba]

[ he hands the head back to hunter, although if hunter drops it he is just going to leave ]

[counterclocked]

[He puts it on!

Backwards.

Give him a second while he just kind of rotates it around until it fully connects, and then—]

Holy shit that felt weird.

[soba]

You should probably wash your face.

[ iT'S BEEN

ROLLING ON THE CRYPT FLOOR ]

[counterclocked]

...Probably.

[But even as Hunter kind of wipes at his face and discovers that, yes, there is a sizable amount of dirt smeared over his cheek, he doesn't leave. Instead:]

Hey, man - thank you. Seriously.

[soba]

[ oh... toi is bad with sincerity. he shrugs, a little awkwardly. ]

I wasn't going to leave you like that.

[counterclocked]

Still - I appreciate it. Hopefully it wasn't too tough to catch...

[They both know it was.]

[soba]

It felt like your head didn't want to get caught.

[ it was running away.... ]

[counterclocked]

It wasn't exactly listening to me...

[soba]

How long had you been chasing it...?